Butterfly this, butterfly that....

Uh-huh, let's blame the OAO [one and only] daughter, since we were mysteriously overcome in January with the sure knowledge that we must acquire a butterfly puppy. And so we did.

"They" say his enormous ears will be erect by the time he's 3 or 4 months old. Indeed, one is now standing, a mere 3 days after he came home with us. He's lopsided.
Right before we picked up our little papillon parcel, I was on the phone with a dear friend and asked, "Can we name him Dumbo?"
"No!"
"We can't? Why not?"
"That wouldn't be nice."
"You mean people wouldn't get it, and they'd think we were demeaning him?"
"Yes. You have to give him a nice name."
I thought Dumbo was a nice name. Everyone loves Dumbo. *sigh* When I asked what she thought of Bacon, she said she thinks there's something wrong with both me and her husband, who named his little Jack Russell terrier Soda.

And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. ...And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field.
Genesis 1:25; 2:20